Theatre This Weekend: June 28th-June 30th

Hairspray (Bay Street Players)- NEW THIS WEEK, Through July 21st

Friday and Saturday @ 8PM, Sunday @ 2PM. Friday, Saturday, Sunday tickets are $21 General Admission (Thursday tickets are $18), $11 with Student ID

In The Gloaming: The Musical (Breakthrough Theatre)- NEW THIS WEEK, Through July 15th

Friday, Saturday, Monday @8PM, Sunday at 3PM. Tickets are $18 General Admission, $15 Seniors, $12 Students, $10 Mondays and Alumni

The Fantasticks (UCF)- NEW THIS WEEK, Through September 1st

Thursday, Friday, Saturday @ 8PM, Sunday @ 2PM. Single Tickets are $20, seniors and students receive a discount.

Pillow Talk and A Field Guide To The Gays (Parliament House)- Through July 6th

June 29th @ 7:30PM. Tickets are 12-15 advance, 15-18 at the door.

Tiger Tail (Theatre Downtown)- FINAL DAY is SATURDAY!

Friday and Saturday @8PM. Tickets are $20 adults, $16 seniors and students

 

Sleeping Beauty (Orlando Shakespeare Theatre)- Ends July 28th

June 20th and 21st @ 10:30AM, June 22nd at 2PM, June 23rd at 2PM and 4PM. 20th and 21st are 9$, 22nd and 23rd are $12.

 Dreamgirls (Mad Cow Theatre)- Ends July 7th

Friday and Saturday @ 7:30, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets start at $25.

Theatre This Weekend (6/21-6/23)

Dreamgirls (Mad Cow Theatre)

Friday and Saturday @ 7:30, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets start at $25.

Tiger Tail (Theatre Downtown)

Friday and Saturday @8PM, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets are $20 adults, $16 seniors and students

Boeing Boeing (UCF)

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday @ 8PM. Sunday @ 2PM. Single Tickets are $20, seniors and students receive a discount.

Buried: A New Musical (Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort Convention Center- Yucatan Room)

June 20th and 21st @ 8PM, Tickets are $10 in advance (online), $12 at the door.

Sleeping Beauty (Orlando Shakespeare Theatre)

June 20th and 21st @ 10:30AM, June 22nd at 2PM, June 23rd at 2PM and 4PM. 20th and 21st are 9$, 22nd and 23rd are $12.

I U We (Breakthrough Theatre)

June  22nd  @ 8PM and 23rd @ 3PM.

Pillow Talk and A Field Guide To The Gays (Parliament House)

June 22nd @ 7:30PM. Tickets are 12-15 advance, 15-18 at the door.

Theatre Review: Fat Pig

Fat Pig

STARRING: Chris Markcity, Jessica Meguiar, Andrew Romano, and Olivia Richardson

WRITTEN BY: Neil LaBute

DIRECTED BY: John DiDonna

I was going to start off this review by telling you a little bit about the general history of the play Fat Pig, and its original production. Then I noticed the original cast, Jeremy Piven, Andrew McCarthy, Keri Russell…. and Ashlie Atkinson. Who? I think the fact that the 2004 off-broadway run featured three well known actors (even at that time), and one unknown actress who remains virtually unknown says a lot about our image problems in Hollywood, and why this play is so important. You can probably name all the overweight actresses you can think of on one hand (at best, you don’t need more than 10 fingers).

Fat Pig embraces the idea that Helen (Meguiar) is an overweight girl, but she’s got a great personality and seems like a genuinely great person to get to know. Tom (Markcity) does get to know her one day, and falls in love with her just as quickly as the audience. However, through the next 80 minutes of the play, he is constantly reminded by his friend Carter (Romano) and his ex-girlfriend Jeannie (Richardson) that it just isn’t socially acceptable to be seen with fat girls. Tom remains conflicted through the entire play, clearly in love with Helen, but afraid to show that to the world. It’s this behavior that causes tension in his relationship with Helen, and causes instability in her confidence, leading to a heartbreaking ending.

Or at least, an intended heartbreaking ending. I reminded myself at several points that this is a college production, with students, who are learning to act, but Markcity smirks through almost every scene. He either anticipates the punchline of a joke, or feels too awkward in the scene to keep a straight face. It is impossible to take him seriously. He’s a good looking dude, and when he’s spouting out dialogue in the calmer scenes, he reminds you a lot of Jesse Eisenberg. But then, something serious will go down, and you’re watching Jimmy Fallon again, about to giggle his way through a really rough scene. I can’t imagine what that must be like for Meguiar, who does an excellent job putting everything she’s got out on stage. Great performance from a very promising actress.

But where the show truly shines are in the comedic talents and timing of the supporting actors. Romano and Richardson as Carter and Jeannie are brilliant. Their ability to handle the snap-crack fast pace of the dialogue wakes you up every time they are on the stage. They both dominated the scenes they were in, largely because they were the most electric thing happening at the time. They also both brought a sense of comfort and ease to their performances that typically only comes with more professional, non-student actors.

As far as the play itself, it is relevant and well written. It moves along at an excellent pace, and at 90 minutes doesn’t expect too much from an audience. Directorial choices made by DiDonna actually enhanced the production. Refusing to include blackouts, and instead seamlessly transition from scene-to-scene was a bold choice, but one that I felt brought something extra to the production. The staging worked well in the space, allowing for a not-too-intimate, but not-impersonal setting. We were just close enough to the action, without being uncomfortable. Sometimes, theatre throws actors in your face and on your lap, and this wouldn’t have worked here.

Overall, this is a really enjoyable play, and really my only concerns come with an inexperienced actor who just hasn’t quite figured out how to stay in the moment yet. But, then again, these are students, this is a college play, and you have to still grade that on a curve. I’m sure with more time, and more practice, he’ll work himself out of his awkward phase. If he doesn’t, well, it never stopped Jimmy Fallon.

FINAL GRADE: B+

Disney Adding More Star Wars to Hollywood Studios

Let’s start with the OBVIOUS news. Cars Land is coming to Hollywood Studios. It was super successful at California Adventure, and caused a 23% climb in ticket sales last year. It will be replacing the Lights, Motor, Action stunt show area, and part of the backstage tour. There is also talk that there might be another pixar themed ride added along with this. They’re planning on completely redoing Hollywood Studios, ya’ll.

They are also expanding and adding more Star Wars to the park. The question is… which rides will go? They’re looking at Muppets 3D and Honey I Shrunk The Kids as a package or Indiana Jones and the Backlot restaurant area.

I want Star Wars as much as anyone, but if we could keep the Muppets show… that’d be great. After all, aren’t they in a resurgence right now? Isn’t there a sequel coming out next year?

Looks like Disney is finally willing to play ball against Universal, who keep adding rides.

 

Theatre This Weekend (6/13-6/16)

Dreamgirls (Mad Cow Theatre)

Friday and Saturday @ 7:30, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets start at $25.

Fat Pig (Valencia College)- LAST WEEKEND!

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday @ 7:30PM, Sunday @ 2PM. Tickets are $12, ($10 for seniors, faculty, and students)

Tiger Tail (Theatre Downtown)

Friday and Saturday @8PM, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets are $20 adults, $16 seniors and students

Boeing Boeing (UCF)

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday @ 8PM. Sunday @ 2PM. Single Tickets are $20, seniors and students receive a discount.

In Love and War: The Songs of Jason Robert Brown (Central Florida Community Arts)- One Weekend Only

Friday and Saturday @ 7:30PM, Sunday @ 2PM and 6:30PM. Tickets are $10 at the door, $12 online for reserved seating.

Moonlight Cabaret to Benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fight AIDS (Moonlight Players)

Friday @ 8PM, $15 General Admission, $12 Students and Theme Park Employees. CASH ONLY!

Six Degrees of Improv presents Summer Camp! (Breakthrough Theatre)

Friday and Saturday @ 8PM. Tickets are $10.

Buried: A New Musical (Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort Convention Center- Yucatan Room)

June 19th, 20th, and 21st @ 8PM, Tickets are $10 in advance (online), $12 at the door.

 

 

My Five Favorite Attractions At Universal Orlando (and Five You Should Skip)

Yesterday, I spend my life getting sunburned and riding the rides at Universal Orlando. Here’s my (probably unorthodox) five favorite attractions at Universal Orlando (and five you can probably skip).

THE BEST:

1) Popeye and Bluto’s Bilge Rat Barges

Get soaked. Perfect on a hot summer day. You are GUARANTEED to get wet, and most likely will be soaked to the bone. I love it. I go every time. Basically, a water raft ride. A tamer version of Kali River Rapids at Animal Kingdom.

2) Universal Horror Make-Up Show

The hosts of this show make it worth repeat viewings… over and over and over. Some of the best improv actors in Orlando work in this show, and they’ll keep you laughing all the way through some of the goriest moments in movie history.

3) Men In Black: The Ride

I love trying to beat my highest score. If you want to ride as a “single rider” the wait is much shorter. This is like the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters at Disney, but honestly more fun.

4) Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem

I loved the Hanna Barbara ride that started in this space, and Jimmy Neutron was fun, but Despicable Me’s theming is fantastic, and the ride throws you around from side to side more than most roller coasters.

5) Spider-Man

Always a fun ride. The 3D is excellent. Sometimes, the wait sucks, but unlike some other rides, this is worth the wait.

 

THE WORST:

1) Twister

I would say this is the worst attraction in any theme park in the world. I don’t understand how Twister remains open. It is a “walk through” ride, where they blow some air at you, and you watch a model town get destroyed by a fake tornado, and the ground underneath you shakes a bit. Waste of time.

2) Shrek 4D

This ride is only worth it if you are waiting 10 minutes or less. The ride is SOOOOOO short, that you’ll kick yourself for waiting an hour for something that lasts three minutes. It’s also not as interesting as similar rides like Despicable Me.

3) Terminator 2 3D

An aging stage show with DEAFENING sound effects. You might temporarily lose your hearing, as they seem to have no idea how to regulate the sound in this stage show/movie hybrid.

4) Ollivanders

Waited an hour to watch a five minute presentation where a guy hands a kid a wand… that he then has to pay 30 dollars for in the gift shop. The wait queue has no top, and is 100% in the sun. You’ll bake and die before you ever get inside. If you’re a Harry Potter fan, wait until enough fans have complained that they put the waiting line under some shade. It is bound to happen sooner or later.

5) Fear Factor Live

Do we really need this? Watching a live version of a show that no longer exists on TV seems kinda silly. Disney at least still houses a reality show that is actually on TV. Has Universal considered adding a version of The Voice (which airs on NBC, which is owned by Universal)? That would be a far better use of space.

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Tropical Storm Andrea Brings RAIN!!!!

It’s been raining non-stop since yesterday. Fields are flooded. Streets are too (probably, I didn’t see any on my travels). Our first storm of the season, Andrea, is upon us. What does this mean for us for the rest of the summer? More rain? Hurricanes perhaps?  Andrea is expected to rain through tomorrow. Oh well. We’re used to this shit now, am I right?

Theatre This Weekend

Dreamgirls (Mad Cow Theatre)

Friday and Saturday @ 7:30, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets start at $25.

Boogie Shoes (Breakthrough Theatre)

Friday @ 8PM, Saturday @ 7PM, Sunday @3PM. Tickets are $10.

Happy Pink Girl Sings (Breakthrough Theatre)

Saturday @ 8PM. Tickets are $10.

Fat Pig (Valencia College)

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday @ 7:30PM, Sunday @ 2PM. Tickets are $12, ($10 for seniors, faculty, and students)

Tiger Tail (Theatre Downtown)

Friday and Saturday @8PM, Sunday @ 2:30PM. Tickets are $20 adults, $16 seniors and students

 

The 10 Busiest Theme Parks In the USA

These numbers are last years attendance for these parks. Most of them are in Orlando.

1) Magic Kingdom- 17, 536,000

2) Disneyland- 15, 963,000

3) Epcot- 11,063,000

4) Animal Kingdom- 9,998,000

5) Hollywood Studios- 9,912,000

6) Islands of Adventure- 7,981,000

7) California Adventure- 7,775,000

8) Universal Studios Orlando- 6,195,000

9) Universal Studios Hollywood- 5,912,000

10) SeaWorld Orlando- 5,358,000